Every Dating Profile Ever

Let’s just be clear- I swiped right on the dog, not you. This is EVERY DATING PROFILE EVER!
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Olivia Sui // oliviasui
Keith Leak Jr. // keithleakjr
Noah Grossman // noahgrossman214
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // jacklyn_uweh
Matt Duran // durrrrran
Director: Courtney Miller
Written By: Ian Hecox, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Damien Haas, Jackie Uweh, Olivia Sui, and Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Art Assistant: Austin Barrett
Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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  1. GO3GO!

    GO3GO!17 hours ago

    The beautiful Alabama home starts playing 😍😘

  2. Maya Garcia

    Maya GarciaDay ago

    shayne’s mouth tightening so he won’t laugh

  3. Nogy

    Nogy2 days ago

    Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

  4. urdadmaddie

    urdadmaddie2 days ago

    this is the SNL of youtube love you guys.

  5. Echo Plots

    Echo Plots2 days ago

    Come to think of it, dating apps are like a showcase of every type of awful and repulsive there is in society. And we're all at least one type.

  6. Bricy12

    Bricy122 days ago


  7. Cubeygames

    Cubeygames3 days ago

    5, 4, 3 inches, 2 Lol 😂😂

  8. sher e punjab

    sher e punjab3 days ago


  9. Storm Boy

    Storm Boy3 days ago

    I'm not too fond of dating apps for that reason. I feel like they objectify women and men by Judging their appearance at first sight. P.S. This skit was very funny and Realistic to the dating apps out there today.

  10. Nicolas Cera

    Nicolas Cera4 days ago

    WAit Was that Barret Weed

  11. PhoenixFeather09

    PhoenixFeather094 days ago

    Hentai and chill? That is a swipe right all the way! Call me!

  12. JOHNPRO 65

    JOHNPRO 654 days ago

    1:11 Hm Yes Cultured Man

  13. Ashley James

    Ashley James5 days ago

    Should do a every tarot card reading ever. So many USloft tarot readings. 😂

  14. Elijah Reyes

    Elijah Reyes5 days ago

    Two of those Dereks has to be Anthony Fantano in a wig

  15. Phoenix

    Phoenix5 days ago

    This is just making fun of straight people

  16. Nóiméad

    Nóiméad5 days ago

    Ian in the funky shirt when he was Nick 45 reminded me of the "creepy" video of a weird man's dating gameshow audition tape. It was on Unus Annus and Jacksepticeye

  17. Snakesickle

    Snakesickle6 days ago

    0:33 i have that fish toy

  18. Artyom Kuznetsov

    Artyom Kuznetsov6 days ago

    Vaoh, the orange fello

  19. Tyler Rauch

    Tyler Rauch8 days ago

    I have a friend named gigi

  20. Unistealth

    Unistealth8 days ago

    0:54 That dog just saw something any dog shouldn't see

  21. Orestas Arv

    Orestas Arv9 days ago


  22. Landon /\

    Landon /\10 days ago

    Every millennial ever

  23. A random dude please no

    A random dude please no10 days ago

    Plot twist: there still looking for derek

  24. Among Us

    Among Us10 days ago


  25. James Norris

    James Norris10 days ago

    Great content. Inspiring to start our own thing

  26. BillionBacon

    BillionBacon11 days ago

    1:11 YES

  27. SirScrubBuns

    SirScrubBuns11 days ago

    I think that Courtney is the one using this phone tbh

  28. Carlos Eduardo Da Costa Silva Eduardo

    Carlos Eduardo Da Costa Silva Eduardo11 days ago

    Cadê o Anthony em pessoal

  29. Corey Clinghan

    Corey Clinghan11 days ago

    Can you guys do every prison ever?

  30. Adimax Thomas

    Adimax Thomas11 days ago

    "Hentai and chill" Dude is a man of culture......

  31. COCALI

    COCALI11 days ago

    Woah. New Smosh is really forgetting the funny

  32. Pog chats

    Pog chats12 days ago

    My requirements are “female and alive”

  33. Blank

    Blank12 days ago

    5-4-3inches 2

  34. Asher Johnson

    Asher Johnson12 days ago

    0:22 look at shaynes face

  35. Nick R

    Nick R13 days ago

    Smosh needs to get @athenaofthenorth on. She has Anthony Padilla vibes. Blow her up to smosh guys!

  36. Iliana Albisu

    Iliana Albisu13 days ago

    I just realized that the person that swiping left and right on these people is actually bisexual if you think about it.

  37. Declan Mcharg

    Declan Mcharg13 days ago

    Where’s Anthony

  38. Howit was

    Howit was13 days ago

    What happened to this USloft channel

  39. Suman Pokharel

    Suman Pokharel13 days ago

    i like your video but make something new now

  40. PurpleBootShorts

    PurpleBootShorts14 days ago

    Derek named Derek and Dereknamed the real Derek but the real Derek named Derek

  41. Morgan Strauss

    Morgan Strauss14 days ago


  42. Pandalandalopalis

    Pandalandalopalis14 days ago

    in the second tinder profile, i have that fish at home!! it's a cat toy!!

  43. Sam Joes tv

    Sam Joes tv14 days ago

    Dang it now she won't see my Lego collection I'm sad now

  44. Anton Berneis

    Anton Berneis14 days ago


  45. Esther F

    Esther F14 days ago

    "6'2 because apparently that matters"

  46. Ava Wotkyns

    Ava Wotkyns14 days ago

    He's holding a cat toy fish XD

  47. Purger Of Heretics

    Purger Of Heretics14 days ago

    I thought u guys stopped making these types if vids, I feel like they’re getting kinda stale.

  48. monkaS

    monkaS14 days ago

    Dang smosh is slowy going to end

  49. Millicent

    Millicent14 days ago

    Courtney's directing recently and she's so good! All her sketches have been hilarious ☺️

  50. Aidan Gilsbach

    Aidan Gilsbach14 days ago

    Y’all are the best and the funniest

  51. Normalpeople_scareme

    Normalpeople_scareme14 days ago

    Wish ian and Anthony never sold out Smosh would of been a masterpiece

  52. Aime Maggie

    Aime Maggie14 days ago

    "we're looking for a third" every girl on tinder knows this pain

  53. Headlsshorsman

    Headlsshorsman14 days ago

    I miss the days when this channel wasn’t repetitive and had an actual sense of humor, and was In my opinion one of the greatest channels on youtube. It is now one of the worst due to it’s cringy and unfunny nature.

  54. Tarzan Fashionist

    Tarzan Fashionist14 days ago

    I love how ian is just the "boomer" of the cast

  55. CwJ

    CwJ14 days ago

    I miss the old smosh 😞

  56. Pvt-Backpassage

    Pvt-Backpassage14 days ago

    Loving Damien's fishing

  57. Liam 3238

    Liam 323814 days ago

    The funniest part was when Gigi got liked

  58. Moody

    Moody14 days ago

    Do Every Driving Test Ever! Give me like if you like it

  59. Feodorov Raul

    Feodorov Raul14 days ago

    2:35 Why does Ian look like El Rubio?

  60. Victor • Indo

    Victor • Indo14 days ago

    I miss old smosh😕☹🥲🥲

  61. Tarzzy

    Tarzzy14 days ago

    You guys are the death of smosh.

  62. Ronnie

    Ronnie14 days ago

    Ok he's actually my son *And my nephew*

  63. FarisHub

    FarisHub14 days ago

    your now boring please buy back smosh and return to your old content trust me please do this please @smosh

  64. cwolf201

    cwolf20114 days ago

    I verrry seriously doubt rhett & link of mythical would sell for less than the 10 million they spent. so give ian 10 million so he can retire in tahiti instead of follow your orders

  65. Mr Hatty

    Mr Hatty14 days ago

    Old smosh were better back then...

  66. Brandon Escobedo

    Brandon Escobedo15 days ago

    Reminder to always watch Smosh videos on 1.5 speed or higher

  67. Connor Kaufman

    Connor Kaufman15 days ago

    you should do another epic rap battles

  68. ello luv

    ello luv15 days ago

    okay but PLEASE do dream smp fans be like ILL BE WAITING!!!

  69. NOAH is awesome SIR

    NOAH is awesome SIR15 days ago

    :( OGS where you at I want too know how many of us are left 😭



    Bring the old smosh

  71. HydrøV3xx Ñìtê

    HydrøV3xx Ñìtê15 days ago

    Wow there still doing the content that i love its been a while i have watched smosh

  72. Manuel Lucero

    Manuel Lucero15 days ago

    I like how years later they're still pumping out relatable content

  73. Adu Sunil

    Adu Sunil15 days ago

    "He's my son and nephew"!! WHAT ON ALABAMA IS THIS?????@?@&#&÷€÷

  74. Jacob Acker

    Jacob Acker15 days ago

    (cries in asexual)

  75. Una Vela

    Una Vela15 days ago

    You know, it's been a long time since smosh did anything good, this ain't great but it's a lot less shitty than the stuff they've been doing the last years

  76. Jeffy Reacts

    Jeffy Reacts15 days ago

    Ian and anthony

  77. cwolf201

    cwolf20115 days ago

    Ian in vid. Anthony happy with his life finally elsewhere


    KING SOLOMON15 days ago

    "IN 5,4, 3 INCHES, 2"

  79. Jayden Prasad

    Jayden Prasad15 days ago

    i think the next video will be tba

  80. YouTube Millionaires

    YouTube Millionaires15 days ago

    Please bring back Anthony and quit from dyi and be on your own content

  81. cwolf201

    cwolf20115 days ago

    anthony doesn't want to be back, and defy suffered bankruptcy death in december 2018. and if Rhett & Link hadn't spent 10 million to buy the rights from the creditors there wouldn't be a smosh brand. government legalities and all Ian wouldn't have been able to get it without spending 10 million himself. All explained both in the article that talked about Mythical aka Rhett & Link buying smosh from creditors. and youtube channel SmoshCast starting at Smoshcast #1

  82. TommyBoi

    TommyBoi15 days ago

    Funny how the view drop when Anthany leaves lol

  83. Chrisjen Vizzuso

    Chrisjen Vizzuso15 days ago

    um the wet crotch on Olivia? is that Shanes doing?

  84. Cedric Reyes

    Cedric Reyes15 days ago

    We want the food battle pleasee only the old smosh fans can relate to this please Anthony padilla comeback to smosh

  85. Leonardo mix Fabiano

    Leonardo mix Fabiano15 days ago

    Do you dont t see food batle 2016

  86. Frogfarmer

    Frogfarmer15 days ago

    Man smosh really fell off..

  87. Toshi Nori

    Toshi Nori15 days ago

    Im sorry but people find this funny???

  88. Franciszek Boczar

    Franciszek Boczar15 days ago

    I have that fish its for my cat

  89. Ausra Ausra

    Ausra Ausra15 days ago


  90. Saif Ullah

    Saif Ullah15 days ago

    i miss the old smosh😢😢

  91. Leonardo mix Fabiano

    Leonardo mix Fabiano15 days ago

    @Saif Ullah Me too

  92. Leonardo mix Fabiano

    Leonardo mix Fabiano15 days ago

    Me too

  93. Saif Ullah

    Saif Ullah15 days ago

    @Leonardo mix Fabiano i use to watch their old vids with my cousin

  94. Leonardo mix Fabiano

    Leonardo mix Fabiano15 days ago

    When Anthony left smosh was boring

  95. Leonardo mix Fabiano

    Leonardo mix Fabiano15 days ago

    Me too 😥

  96. sAuropodo

    sAuropodo15 days ago

    Sube video en elsmosh

  97. sAuropodo

    sAuropodo15 days ago

    Sube video en en del español

  98. Pel Boy17

    Pel Boy1715 days ago

    The OG smosh was the best

  99. Jotunn

    Jotunn15 days ago

    Matt Bradley?From Goldberg’s right?

  100. shiningflare52

    shiningflare5215 days ago

    Old smosh was so much beter than this

  101. Taonga Tangaere

    Taonga Tangaere15 days ago

    this video was what I imagine war flashbacks to be like, except the war was five minutes ago

  102. Eigencrxst

    Eigencrxst15 days ago

    When's pink donut gonna have a rematch

  103. Aidan Jariez Pintoy

    Aidan Jariez Pintoy16 days ago

    I Misss the Old Smosh :(

  104. Criticize

    Criticize16 days ago

    Now it’s ruined becuz of a stupid company

  105. Moises Dilly

    Moises Dilly16 days ago

    This isn’t smosh just ian with randoms

  106. Rad Dad

    Rad Dad16 days ago

    Where the fuck is Anthony? What the fuck is this? Who are these people? How much do they even get paid?

  107. Avi Chopra

    Avi Chopra15 days ago

    @cwolf201 whatever

  108. cwolf201

    cwolf20115 days ago

    @Avi Chopra not yet 4. but will be lol it's over 3 though

  109. Avi Chopra

    Avi Chopra15 days ago

    Anthony left 4 yrs ago...where were u all the time

  110. rosales edgar

    rosales edgar16 days ago

    I miss 2012 when it was only Ian and Anthony it was more genuine and funny

  111. Keefy

    Keefy16 days ago

    i miss it too

  112. Spike laberdog

    Spike laberdog16 days ago

    At this point just name this channel every blank ever

  113. Spike laberdog

    Spike laberdog16 days ago

    Either u guys should stop making vids on this channel, or get anthony back and make this channel for just ian and Anthony, u could make these lame vids on another channel

  114. cwolf201

    cwolf20115 days ago

    Apparently everyone but you knows that anthony chose under his full and complete power to leave smosh. And that anthony is happy with life instead of here

  115. gothiclove

    gothiclove16 days ago

    We're looking for a third XD